Tonight would have been a very big leap for me and all woman kind. Tonight I made he-who-shall-not-be-named realize what a complete idiot he was for being with the 2nd dirtiest girl in the whole world and for not dancing with me during prom… If only it didn’t end scary. Malin lost her bag, and she was carried out of the bar. SHE WAS CARRIED OUT OF THE BAR.. by the bouncer. Fucking scary.
Thanks to my totally fabulous new hair do (I promise to always trust Ms. Lita), my oh so cute outfit (thanks to Dorothy Perkins for never failing me, Giordano and VNC) and my smudge-proof eyeliner (elianto, I will worship you forever). I was so banging. Everyone was checking me out- I promise. J mwahahahahahahahahhahahaah
HE HAD TO CHANGE SEATS TO KEEP HIMSELF FROM LOOKING AT ME. Mwahahahahahhahahaah.
And I was totally fine. Fine-age. I could have sworn that I saw him kick himself in the ass for passing up such a fine lady like myself. Mwahahahahahahahah
Oh, now I so totally have closure.